Top Ten Things Protestants Are No Good At

10. Recognizing the inseparability of the unitive and procreative

9. Gregorian chant

8. Gaining indulgences

7. Friday Fish Frys

6. Choosing cool-sounding saints’ names for their Churches

5. Handling a thurible

4. Making rosaries

3. Making graven images

2. Bingo

1. Guilt