I risk ruining your Holy Week with this, I know, but hear me out. You deserve to know the truth, however shocking: Hollywood has outdone itself with a movie co-written and directed by a non-Catholic with some controversial baggage in his past.
I've seen this cinematic (more like sin-ematic) travesty myself so you don't have to. Actually, it's been out for a while.
It's about the final hours of Jesus' life, and it features a disturbingly high number of scenes that are not—I repeat not—found in the holy Bible, which is God's inspired word that must not be added to or improved on. Right?
If you're sitting down, I can give you a few examples. Deep breath. First, this mess of a movie features a scene with Jesus and his Mother, Mary, joking about table...